Allez, je vais vous raconter mon dernier (TRES) gros fou-rire.

Ces vacances, on est passe voir deux copines du lycee. On a pris un petit coup de vieux: chacune avec sa petite Prunelle sous le bras… Ooops…

Il y avait une Prunelle de 4 ans, une autre de 2 ans, la mienne (bientot 5 moooois !), et une Prunelle en fabrication. Voila le tableau. Autant vous dire que les 2 plus grandes s’en sont donnees a coeur joie: etalage methodique de TOUS les jouets dans le salon de celle chez qui on etait (je pense que le rendez-vous ne se fera pas chez elle la prochaine fois…. Parce que elle aussi elle le vaut bien).

Tout a coup, Camille (la plus grande) veut ouvrir une porte. Celle qui donne droit sur l’escalier tres raide de la cave (ils ont un 6eme sens pour ca les petits, non ?). Je l’en empeche, avec un argument tres convaincant:

« Non, il ne faut pas ouvrir, c’est interdit. »

Le mot magique etait prononce: INTERDIT. La voila donc pendue a la porte.

emoticone « Pourquooooi ? Je veux y aller, c’est quoi ? Pourquooooi ?? »

Le caprice se profile a l’horizon. Vite, une solution : « Parce qu’il y a une princesse qui dort. » Non, moi non plus je ne sais pas pourquoi j’ai pense a ca.

emoticone « Oooooh ?? Je-veux-la-voir-je-veux-la-voir-je-veux-la-voir-je-veux… »

Merde. Rate. On continue: « Non, il ne faut pas la deranger… Elle se cache la, parce qu’elle a tres peur, parce qu’il y a un mechant dragon qui la cherche« . Bon, la, je me suis un peu enflammee. Je sens que le stress monte.
« Si tu veux, on frappe doucement, et si elle nous dit de rentrer, on y va, sinon on la laisse et on fait comme si de rien n’etait pour que le dragon ne la trouve pas. »

Et on frappe doucement, elle et moi. La, le pere de Camille, qui est treees joueur et se trouve juste derriere la pitchoune, repond: il frappe doucement …

Le fou-rire me prend…. Impossible de m’arreter ! J’en pleurais…
Et m… !

« Et le dragon, tu as oublie le dragon !? Il te fait pas peur le dragon ? »

emoticone  » Ah oui ! Il faut pas ouvrir, elle a trop peur la princesse… »

C’est mignon, non ? Allez, on continue….!

L’heure venant de nous quitter, il s’agissait de rendre forme humaine presentable le salon de notre amie. Vu l’entrain sans borne des deux petites pour ranger tous les jouets qu’elles avaient sortis, un argument de poids ressortit de l’ombre: « Camille, tu n’as pas un peu peur ? Du dragon, je veux dire ? Ah ? Je ne t’avais pas dit ? C’est un dragon qui DETESTE le desordre. »
Oui, je sais. Je n’aurais pas du. N’empeche qu’en 5 minutes plus rien ne trainait, Camille avait remis son blouson rose et son petit sac a dos rose « parce que nous, on va aller a notre maison, celle ou il n’y a pas de dragon… ».

Conclusion: J’ai appris un nouveau mot : les au-revoir tardant un peu, Camille se pend a ma veste, pour me montrer sa copine Floriane (l’autre Prunelle de 2 ans) qui « derange toooout…. » emoticone !!

Il me tarde qu’elle parle Prunelle !


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