Et voila, je l’ai fait. J’ai laisse Prunelle a la creche pour qu’elle s’habitue que je m’habitue… Je reprends le boulot… Lundi… Uuuuuff.

La puericultrice m’a prevenue: c’est dur pour la maman, pas pour le bebe, « parce que, vous savez, un bebe, si on lui donne a manger quand il a faim, si on le met au lit quand il a sommeil, si on lui change la couche quand elle sale, il est heureux… »

Et ooooh ! Alors je sers a rien ? Voila a quoi sont reduits mes 5 mois de soins exclusifs a ma Prunelle ? Miam-miam / dodo / caca ?? Alors la, j’avais deja le moral dans les chaussettes, mais LA…

Enfin, je me sens maaaal ! J’ai l’impression d’etre l’horrible maratre des contes de fees qui va abandonner ses enfants au fond des bois… Et ma Prunelle elle est bien trop petite pour jeter des miettes partout et rentrer toute seule a la maison. De toute facon l’interphone est beaucoup trop haut, elle ne pourrait pas sonner, alors…

Je ne sais pas combien de points j’ai marque sur l’echelle du ridicule, mais pleurer en laissant son bebe a la puericultrice, ca doit faire un bon score.
Enfin, j’ai ete forte, j’ai verse mes 3 larmes toute seule, dans la rue, comme une grande. PATHETIQUE, je vous dis.

En plus ce soir on va manger chez mes beaux-parents… Et ma belle-mere, pour me faire culpabiliser, c’est la Number One. Surtout depuis qu’elle a laisse tomber les sous-entendus (« Comprennent rien ces jeunes… ») pour y aller franco.

On est donc passe de la tactique dite du « Je-parle-a-Prunelle-mais-suffisamment-fort-pour-que-ses-parents-indignes-m’entendent », ce qui donnait:

« Et bien Prunelle ?! Tu vas aller a la creche Prunelle !? Oooh… Ils vont te laisser dans ton petit lit toute la journee…? Il faudra pas crier Prunelle, hein ? Tu feras attention a tous les vilains microbes… » Etc, etc…

… A la tactique frontale, ce qui donne:

 » Et alors, comment vous allez faire garder Prunelle quand tu vas retravailler ? Vous allez la mettre a la creche ? Et pourquoi vous ne voulez pas que je la garde ? Vous n’avez pas confiance ? »

Pas facile de rebondir. Et mon moral prend -15. Je suis pourtant suuuure qu’il y a plein de parents tres bien qui laissent leurs enfants a la creche ??? Noooon ? Mentez-moi, tant pis !

Enfin, je l’ai laissee ce matin, 2 heures « mais revenez la chercher avant si vous ne pouvez pas attendre » m’a dit la puericultrice. J’imagine la tete que je faisais. Bon. Je n’ai pas craque: j’ai attendu les 2 heures. Je suis partie me balader en ville, au pas de course: ca essouffle, il y a moins de sang qui arrive au cerveau et comme ca on pense moins…

Je n’ai JAMAIS rencontre autant de mamans avec une poussette. Jamais. Je suis tombee sur le rassemblement bi-annuel des mamans-avec-poussette, ce n’est pas possible. Ou bien c’etait un complot…

Bon, 2 heures petantes apres, je suis allee recuperer la chair de ma chair… La gentille madame s’approche, avec mon petit tresor dans les bras et… rien.
Pas un sourire. Rien. Je me demande meme si elle s’est apercue que j’etais partie. C’est dur le manque de tact des enfants, hein ? Elle aurait pu au moins faire semblant…. (Bisous Mimi !)

Conclusion: Enfin voila. On remet ca demain matin. Je vais peut etre repeindre la cuisine, tiens.

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