Et oui, comme tous les bons films (sic !), il y a une suite…

Bon. Je suis certainement un peu maso (ou bien c’est parce qu’on a le credit de la maison a payer ?), mais j’ai ramene Prunelle a la creche.

Meme pas mal.
Ok: horrible mal au ventre, type le jour ou j’ai passe mon permis de conduire (vous n’aviez pas mal au ventre, vous ? Moi j’ai failli vomir…). Mais meme pas pleure !! Forte, hein ? Je trouve aussi.

Je suis donc partie, comme un vaillant petit soldat, deposer ma Prunelle dans les bras de l’horrible sorciere la puericultrice, qui m’a dit « je vais la changer en crapaud cette morveuse » « bonjour !« .

Bon. Au moment du passage de la Prunelle de mes yeux, celle-ci a juge opportun de faire un enorme vomi, et elle n’a epargne personne: la sorciere puericultrice, le pas de la porte… Voilaaa, comme ca, ca, c’est fait.

Et je suis partie. Forte. Je l’ai laissee (presque) 4 heures d’affilee !! 3 heures et 12 minutes pour etre exacte.

Ce n’est pas humain ce que nous fait faire le credit de la maison. L’enorme mal au ventre, c’est bien la preuve que ce n’est pas humain. Dans ma prochaine vie je veux etre une meduse. C’est une bestiole tranquille, sur que ca ne pense pas trop, et puis les creches pour bebes meduses, ca n’existe pas… Voui, tiens, une meduse…

Bon, comme j’ai abandonne mon idee de repeindre la cuisine (je viens de me rendre compte que c’est du carrelage), j’ai decide de re-appliquer la methode d’hier: marcher-tres-vite. Du coup je me suis achetee une paire de chaussures. Pour me feliciter d’etre aussi forte. Et pour avoir un truc neuf le jour de la rentree (lundi. Veux pas y aller).

Enfin, presque 4 heures plus tard (Vooooui, ca va…. 3 heures et 12 minutes plus tard), je suis retournee chercher Prunelle… Toujours ce grand visage sans aucune expression quand elle m’apercoit… Elle regarde le dessin affiche sur le tableau, puis le plafond, puis moi, puis l’extincteur… Tout avec la meme passion… M’en fiche. Mmmm…. ! Rendez-la moi de suuuuuuuuite !

J’ai appris qu’elle avait fait 2 siestes ce matin ! Hier elle n’avait pas dormi du tout, on s’ameliore ! Bon, « une sieste de 1/4 d’heure et une autre petite« . Plus petite que 1/4 d’heure ? Une sieste de 7 minutes ?? Je n’ai pas ose demander.
Et a la question:  » Elle a ete sage ? Elle n’a pas trop pleure ? », la puericultrice a eu un petit rictus, un truc nerveux au coin de la levre… « si, un peu, pour s’endormir. »
Je vois le tableau d’ici: 3/4 heure pour l’endormir, pour 7 minutes de sieste !

Resultat: on est rentre a la maison, Prunelle lessivee: je l’ai mise au lit, et elle a fait une deuxieme nuit !! Ce que je l’aime mon petit chameau… !!

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