Prunelle a une cousine !!

La princesse vient de tomber de son trone dore: un deuxieme bebe vient d’arriverUuuf ! Il etait temps ! Enfin, je dis un bebe… ? Un lapereau plutot. 2,6kg. Prunelle, a cote, fait un peu figure de Bouda, avec ses 7,5kg, et ses grands sourires…

C’est marrant de voir ces jeunes parents, completement desempares, des cernes monstrueuses sous les yeux… Cet air un peu perdu de je-ne-comprends-pas-on-ne-m’avait-pas-prevenu quand leur petite Prunelle-a-eux se met a hurler comme un chat a qui on aurait coince la queue dans une portiere de voiture…

Ah, ah !! Eux non plus ils ne savent pas pourquoooooi !!!!!!

Et quand Bebe se met a reclamer sa pitance durement gagnee, et que Papa & Maman viennent de se rendre compte qu’ils ont oublie de mettre a steriliser le bibi ??
« Et m….. Combien de temps ca prend, deja, ce truc ? 12 minutes ? ».
Et la princesse de hurler, pendant que Maman berce Bebe le plus doucement possible… Elle souffre, elle souffre aussi Maman, elle ne sait pas quoi faire:

1) Prendre le risque d’intoxiquer son enfant et le faire perir dans d’atroces souffrances en lui donnant son lait dans un bibi NON STERILISE, ou bien bien…
2) Voir son bebe deperir, s’affaiblir, se vider de son energie, en pleurant des vraies larmes, la douleur de la faim lui tordant ses tout petits boyaux, pendant ces 12 looooongues, tres longues minutes…

Le dilemme.

Ah, ah !! Et quand le divin-enfant, le Dieu-Lapereau fait son petit caca, et qu’ils s’y mettent a deux pour le changer ?? Hi, hi, je rigole ! Des bleus ! Ca me rappelle la premiere fois qu’on a change Prunelle, a la maternite ! Deux poules qui auraient trouve un saxophone…. Heureusement, Prunelle etait super patiente ! « Euuuuh… Non, attends, tiens lui cette jambe plutot, voilaaaa… Merde, ou elles sont les lingettes ? »

Conclusion: Ca me rassure: les cousins, eux aussi, ils ont l’air un peu depasses par les evenements ! Dire que maintenant je suis capable de changer d’une seule main une couche-surprise-qui-deborde, pendant que je reponds au telephone de l’autre : « Celia, quoi ? Elle a fait un caca jaune ??? Noooooon, t’inquiete pas: tant qu’il n’y a pas de sang dans les selles, c’est pas grave.« 
Ah, ah ! Des bleus je vous dis !

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