CLAQUEE. Une journee horriiiible au bureau, et, naivement (tres naivement ?), je pensais « heureusement que je rentre a la maison, je vais me detendre…« . emoticone

C’est quand la semoule-poisson de Prunelle a deborde et colle sur toute la plaque de cuisson que je me suis dis que finallement, non, la serie noire n’etait peut-etre pas terminee.

Dans l’affolement general, je pars avec ma Prunelle sous le bras, a poil (nous etions pretes a partir au bain !!) pour enlever ma casserole du feu, et ouvrir la fenetre de la cuisine… Ceci afin d’eviter que ne se repande dans toute ma maisonnee cette formidable effluve « Poisson-des-iles ». La, Prunelle decide faire pipi. Elle reussit a avoir mon tee shirt, mon pantalon ET mes tongs. Les tongs, c’est 20 points (et oui, petite surface, c’est pas facile a avoir !! Essayez, vous, de faire pipi sur des tongs, en etant perche dans les bras de quelqu’un qui hurle !!).

Bon. Le plus urgent est fait: la casserole est hors du feu.

Partons au bain, on nettoiera tout ca plus tard.
Je mets ma Prunelle a l’eau, et j’en profite pour enlever mes fringues-a-pipi. Prunelle, de son cote, en profite pour faire caca dans l’eau. Avec le sourire. Si, si, le petit chameau SOURIAIT, je l’ai VU ! Allez, on enleve les cacas qui flottent, on vide l’eau, et on recommence. Plif, plof, on frotte, on sort le fauve de l’eau, on seche tout ca… Tout a l’air de reprendre son cours normal (hormis le pipi repandu dans ma cuisine et le caca qui traine dans la salle de bain, bien sur).

Allez hop, je me lance: je triture ma semoule-poisson. Evidemment je finis par pietiner le pipi. Je rappelle que je suis pieds nus (les tongs sont reste a la salle de bain). Prunelle se met a hurler: elle a tres faim MAINTENANT.

Allez, on re-saute par dessus le pipi, on ferme les yeux quand on passe devant la salle de bain, et on donne a manger a Prunelle !! Uuuuf !! Tout se passe bien !! Ah…. elle me crache dessus. Un morceau de semoule pas bien broye surement (voui, voui, Prunelle ne mange la semoule que si elle est broyee………..). Je m’en fous: je suis en soutien-gorge/culotte !!! En meme temps, C’est marrant, si elle ne l’avait pas fait, il aurait manque quelquechose, non ?

Allez, j’essuie un petit peu mon bebe, et hop AU LIT. Chuquette-bisou-bonne-nuit-mon-petit-chat-eteindre-la-lumiere-fermer-la-porte-de-la-chambre.
18 secondes: ca y est… elle pleure, debout dans son petit lit.
C’est le nouveau truc de Prunelle: quand elle est dans son lit, il faut qu’elle se mette debout. Mais elle ne sait pas se recoucher. Alors elle pleure…. Parce qu’en fait elle est FATIGUEE ! Je la recouche, elle se releve, je la recouche, elle se releve, je la recouche, elle se releve, etc…je la recouche, elle se releve, je la recouche, elle se releve… pas !! J’AI GAGNEEEEE !!!

Voila, il ne me reste plus qu’a mettre un peu de Pchit-Qui-Sent-Bon pour couvrir l’odeur de poisson, et me faire un petit grog ce soir encore. Comment ca je vais finir alcoolique ?? Je l’ai merite ou pas, mon grog !???

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